Generate Your Own Self-Righteous Vegan Comment

Ever want more trolls for your blog? Feel left out that your friend's roast venison recipe got more unhinged comments than yours? The sad fact is that vegans represent only 10 X 10-111% of the human population. While a large percentage of this group is occupied with full-time internet trolling and blogging about the evils of meat eating, there simply aren't enough of these lovely people to populate each blog with trolls. With this easy comment generator you too can enjoy the many benefits of a vegan troll! Comments are a mixture of Real Vegan™ comments left angrily on various blogs and sarcasm. Every troll commenter to my blog will now be a source of fun instead of annoyance because then I can add their comments to this generator :)